WHAT TO EAT????

 WHAT TO EAT???????

EAT EVERY THING

TOO MUCH CONFUSION ABOUT WHAT TO EAT?

GO AHEAD AND EAT EVERYTHING FROM NOW ON...

PROBLEM SOLVED...

EAT:

CARROTS, PUMPKINSEEDS, SPINACH, ALMONDS, MUSHROOMS,YOGURT, ASPARAGUD,

BROCOLI, AVOCADO, LENTILS, ORANGES, STRAWBERRIES, KIWI, BERRIES, GUAVA, 

 KALE, TOFU, CHEESE, CHICKPEAS, DARK CHOCOLATE, BANANAS, SWEET POTATO,

 BEETS, DRIED APRICOTS, BRAZIL NUTS, SUN FLOWER SEEDS, CHIA SEEDS, FLAX SEEDS, 

KIMCHI, MISO, KEFIR, CINNAMON, GARLIC, CLOVES, TUMERIC, HONEY,  FISH, MEAT,

 CHIKEN,  FIGS, MANGOES, OKRA, CAWLIFLOWER,  EGG PLANT, SMOKE SALMON, TUNA,

 SARDINES, OATS, BROWN RICE, WALNUTS, PISTACHIO, TURNIPS, DATES, EGGS,  STRING

 BEANS, PEPPERS, CARDAMON,  MUSSLES, OYSTERS, APPLES, PEAR, GRAPES, MELONS, 

RAISINS, NUTMEG, CUMIN, ONIONS, GINGER, BASIL MINT, DARK CHOCOLATE  AND

 CHOCOLATES AGAIN AND AGAIN...MILK...WATER...LEMON...

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

ARE YOU SATISFIED?

NOW GET UP AND HAVE BREAKFAST...

WHAT?

HAVE BREAKFAST...

WITH WHAT?

WHAT?

WHICH FOOD?

I JUST YOU A GREAT BIG LIST...

BUT THERE IS NOTHING IN THE HOUSE TO EAT.

WHAT TO EAT?

OUT OF ALL THAT CHOICES, YOU STILL HAVE NOTHING TO EAT?

NO

WHY?

THERE IS NOTHING HERE...I HAVE TO GO SHOPPING

SO, GET UP AND GO SHOPPING

BUT I HAVEN'T HAD BREAKFAST YET AND THERE US NTHING TO EAT...

AND WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO CARRY ALL THAT FOOD USTAIRS?

THERE ARE 76 STAIRS TO CLIMB AND TO GET EVERYTHING FROM THAT KIST I WILL

HAVE TO GO TO TEN DIFFERENT STIRES, SPICE STORE, FRUIT STANDS, VEGETABLE

 PLACES, FISH MARKET, MEAT BUTCHERS, STIRES WHERE THEY SELL NUTS, CHOCOLATE

 PLACES, ORGANIC STORES,..AND MANY MANY OTHER PLACES ON EMPTY STOMACH...

CAN'T DO ALL THAT. NEED A FEW SERVANTS...

ALL ALONE BY MYSELF HERE ON 5TH FLOOR AND YOU HAVE GIVEN ME A LONG, LONG

 LIST OF FOODS I CAN EAT AND MUST EAT...ARE YOU IN YOUR RIGHT MIND?

I LIVE IN AMERICA, MINEY IS SCARCE, HEALTH FODS ARE EXPENSIVE, NO ONE PAYS 

THEY CALL YOU AN ARTUST...HOW NICE...THEY CHOSE A GREAT WORD FOR US,

 "ARTIST." AND AFTER THAT NO RESPONSIBILITIES LEFT ON THEIR PART, NO

 OBLIGATION. YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN...YOU ARE AN ARTIST.

SHUT THE FUCK UP...WHO TOLD YOU TO BE AN ARTIST.

YOU DID...YES, YOU DID. YOU SAID WE ARE LIBERALS, WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH

YES, WE HAVE IT BUT IF YOU USE IT TOO MUCH, YOU WILL BE HUNGRY, YOU WILL HAVE

 NO FOOD N THE HOUSE, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD ANY HEALTHY FOOD IN THE

 GOD ORGANC STORES OIR AT THE FARMERS ARKET...YOU AND ONLY YOU ARE

 RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR DESICIONS. EVEN IF WE CALLED YOU AN ARTIST, YOU

 SHOULD HAVE UNDERSTOD THE REAL MEANING OF THE WORD.

ARTIST MEANS THAT YOU WILL NOT BE PROFESSIONAL IF YOU ASK FOR PAYMENT

FOR YOUR WORK. DO YOU WANT TO BE A ORFESSIONAL ARTIST OR AN AMATURE?

I WANT TO BE AN AMATURE, PAY ME, SO I CAN GO OUT ANFD BUY FOOD FIR MY

 BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER.

SHAME ON YOU, SHAME ON YOU. WE GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO BE A PROFESSIONAL

 ARTIST AND YOU WANT TO BE AN AMATURE.'SHAME ON YOU...

YOU NEVER DESRVED GREAT FOOD ANYWAY...GO TO A FOOD KITCHEN AND GET

 DIABETES...INSTEAD OF US PAYING YOU OUR GOLDEN DOLLARS...

SHAME N YOU. WE CALLED YOU AN ARTIST AND YOU REFUSED TO BE ONE.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THIUSANDS OF EOPLE IN NY WANT TO BE CALLED, "AN

 ARST?"

GET OUT OF OUR GLORIOUS CITY OR AGREE TO STARVE...

THE LIST ABOVE IS NOT FOR YOU.

NOW HOW ABOUT THAT

NOW, YOU ARE NEITHER AN ARTIST NOR YOU HAVE A LIST OF HEATHY FOODS YOU

 COULDN'T BUY ANY WAY.IWE LOVE OUR SYSTEM, IT WORKS...IT ALWAYS DID.

THAT IS THE REASON NO ONE CAN BEAT OUR SYSTEM...WE HAVE THE FOOD AND WE

 HAVE THE REAL ARTIST IN OUR COUNTRY...

YOU ARE NOT FROM HERE, ARE YOU?

I THOUGHT SO.

LET ME GIVE YOU A PIECE OF ADVICE.

BEFORE YOU GET ON THAT PLAN TO COME HERE, IT'S ESSENTIAL TO LEARN AND

 UNDERSTAND HOW EVERYTHING WORKS HERE AND ART US NOT EXCLUDED FROM THE

 SYSTEM AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA OF IT PLEASE DON'T BOAR THAT PLAN.

 CANCEL YOUR FLIGHT...STAY IN YOUR THIRD WORLD COUNTRY AND EAT LENTILS.

LENTILS ARE HEALTHY EVEN WE ARE EATING THEM BECAUSE IT'S IN THE IIST.

LENTILS WERE THE ONLY CHEAP FOOD YOU HAD BACK HOME TILL WE STOLE YOUR

LENTILS ALSO. WE DO RESEARCH ABOUT EVERYTHING AND WHEN WE FIND OUT THSE

 THINGS ARE GOOD FOR US, WE TAKE THEM. WE JUST TAKE THEM. GOT IT...

GOT IT? SHE DIDN'T GET IT...TOO DUMB...AN IMMIGRANT FROM THE THIRD WRLD

 COUNTRY WANT TO BE AN ARTIST WHO CAN EAT ORGANIC FOOD...

WHAT A LAUGH! WHAT A LAUGH! IT'S NOT A COMEDY, OUR COUNTRY. WE ARE SERIOUS

EVEN TRAGIC. WE ARE INTO WARS...WARS, WE ARE SO FOND OF WARS.'WARS ARE

 NECESSARY TO LIVE. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET THE OIL AND THE LAND AND THE

 POWER AND THE DELICIOUS AND FRESH FOOD FOR  OUR ENERGY TO FIGHT MORE

 WARS.

HOW? TELL ME HOW?